September 2010
itzellovato:
Just press play if you are a old...
flyawaygrenade:
perrimi:
lasciviouslink:
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My current favourite song..
Everybody’s...
Anonymous asked: I /know/ how you were conceived dear, and that's a topic I don't want to talk about. I meant how did you end up here, but you already answered that.
[[I feel like such a stalker xD]]
[[I feel like such a stalker xD]]
Anonymous asked: Matthew, how did you end up here? -Alice
[[Hi there C:]]
[[Hi there C:]]
Another 'notalwaysright.com'
(To make the day more interesting, I am asking the prospective students about their Halloween.)
Me: “So how was your Halloween? Did you dress up?”
Student Caller: “I was Spock, of course.”
Me: “Awesome. Live long and prosper.”
Student Caller: “The needs of the many…”
Me: “…are greater than the needs of the few.”
Student Caller: “Or the one.” *long pause*
Student Caller: “Marry me?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Student Caller: “What, is this moving too fast for you? Okay, how about a date? Coffee? I can be there in 4 hours!”
Me: “Uhh… I don’t think this is appropriate. If you have any questions, you can call the office of admissions-”
Student Caller: “Wait! I need to tell my mom I’ve met the future Mrs. Finkler!”
My deviantart :B →
From notalwaysright.com
Me: “Hi, can I help you?”
Customer: “You’ve got an accent.”
Me: “Yeah, I’ve heard that. I’m not from here.”
Customer: “You’re American?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m from upstate New York.”
Customer: “But American, right? You’ve got a visa? You need one to work here?”
Me: “No, I don’t have a visa–”
Customer: “Holy s***! You’re illegal? They know you’re illegal here?”
Me: “I’m not illegal. I’m from upstate New York, near Canada.”
Customer: “Oh, if you’re from Canada, you’re not really illegal then. Canada’s like America, just different. Welcome to our country. I’m looking for a book. You probably only read books in Canadian, but I can help you with the language and you can find me a book here.”
My brother singing Marukaite Chikiyuu :I
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