kitten-guts said: aww what a cute couple they turned out to be, eh?~ You. Have. No. Idea. Everyday is another delightful story from Ryan on how lazy and fat his wife is. :’D OH, AND SHE’S PREGNANT. Fat x2?
Sam R: (Status Update) Borrrrrrred Ryan R: (Reply; Also her husband) Go to the...– Facebook
6 uses for binder clips
cocokat: 1. BEER STACKER. 2. CABLE SORTER 3. IPOD DOCK 4. CUFF LINKS 5. TOOTHPASTE SQUEEZER 6. HOLDING YOUR ROLLED SLEEVES UP and it can also be a ball pen holder… try it!!! Tumblr needs to create a guidebook to life or something You don’t store beer on it’s side. Wine is stored on it’s side, beer is stored upright. GEEZE.
Guys. Please. Watch a playthrough of Rule of Rose. It’s probably the best psychological horror game I’ve ever witnessed. When it was over.. I still wanted more. What is happppeninggggg.
checaria: birthbysleep: -tattybojangles: ...
Me: What is happppening Her: Hahaha awwwww Me: WHAT IS HAPPENING Her: Go with ittt Me: *brain explodes* I’m trying and failing. I’m not used to being a girl Her: Ahahaha
This guy is going to give me a heart attack
His nickname is "The Polar Bear". OH THE IRONY.
Me: I have a giant polar bear that has a canadian sweater on? lmao
Me: He's pretty neat
Him: You're pretty neat. YEAH take that.
Me: *awkward silence like the 15year old I really am deep down*
That moment when that guy you’ve had a crush on for 3 years mentions that he wants to hang out, because he has his own car, free time, and no girlfriend. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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eevahnburaginsuki: p-mctully: onegirl-onecomp: I never follow rules. So let’s see: if there is a rule to not post something *cough*TUMBLR*cough* On another website *cough*FACEBOOK*cough* do you really think I’m going to follow it? There are other people on y friends list that does it, so why should I… such rules exist? -screencaps fb and posts here all the time- ono …I don’t...
My mom just wandered in here and sprayed perfume everywhere. Now it smells like unwashed highschool girls, because when they were too lazy to shower, they would drown themselves in perfume. Kill me, please.
Y’know that feeling you get when you discover someone you really care about and trust talks smack about you behind your back, and you discover it by complete accident? …yeah.
I just remembered: I love Jimmy Eat World.
This one older woman in my class has the most obnoxious laugh in the world.
Teacher: Take a number from this hat!
Student: Oops, I took two!
Teacher: Oh, then give me one back.
Lady: A-HURRR HAAAAAHHHHH!
Biggest pet peeve?
Coming into class with 5 minutes left.. and someone steals the computer you are always at. And their usual computer is empty. I MEAN, REALLY.
what was your first manga
eevahnburaginsuki: allisawr: derptasticmuffins: pancake-time: -plusle: -pau-pau-: trampcy: mine was tokyo mew mew Pita Ten The Electric Tale of Pikachu! Tokyo Mew Mew ….Tokyo Mew Mew a La Mode fffairy tale Inuyasha Love Hina! …I was 9. Wut.
eevahnburaginsuki: SO. speaking of religion on the thirty day meme… My mother decides to shit on my first time donating blood parade by saying that you know.. its against our religion. COVETING MY NEIGHBORS WIFE IS TOO IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I DO THAT ANYWAY. So anyway, she goes on to say that she doesn’t want me to ever give blood again. Well good luck with that. ...
sherlookitdatbootyholmes asked: Bonjour Canada~
Tumblr stalker problem solved. I am magic.
checaria: cutepiku: checaria: cutepiku: My chickchickchicku <3 Do not worry about it, mommy is taking care of it. *SQUISH* eee glad to hear it <3 :’D *PETPETPET* Now if only daddy didn’t LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND (for a school thing, but STILL), then we could have had a family reunion! GUH. urhgh :’C do you know when she’ll return? Sunday, I think she said around 7. But knowing...
checaria: cutepiku: My chickchickchicku <3 Do not worry about it, mommy is taking care of it. *SQUISH* eee glad to hear it <3 :’D *PETPETPET* Now if only daddy didn’t LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND (for a school thing, but STILL), then we could have had a family reunion! GUH.